In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
We have started to decorate penises.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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