I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
accomplished twins. life is a go
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
My boob is missing a layer of skin
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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