nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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