you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Your cock deserves a montage
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Randomize
