No subtext here. People are naked.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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