chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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