i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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