Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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