i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
