no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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