we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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