Having a random hookup so left but love u
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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