Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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