She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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