do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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