For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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