The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
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