Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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