Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Randomize
