so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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