So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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