do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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