I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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