dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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