Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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