We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
MIDGETS
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You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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