I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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