I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
My pussy is not your playground.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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