I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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