I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
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