Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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