Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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