I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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