yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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