i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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