what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Man, jail baloney is awful.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
