there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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