Pappa wants mamma naked
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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