he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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