the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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