I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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