whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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