it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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