So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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