IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
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