She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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