summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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