she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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