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Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
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