Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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