the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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