I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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