Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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