your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
This girl is more easily done than said...
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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