you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
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