Moan for me like Helen Keller
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Randomize
